I
shielded my eyes as the brightest burst of color I'd ever seen invaded my eyes.
Even with my arm and eyelids in the way, however, my eyes still hurt from the
sheer intensity of color.
It was
then that it hit me. “Wait. Color? Isn’t Heaven supposed to be white?”
My arm
dropped as the pain in my eyes receded and my jaw dropped. This was nothing
like I'd imagined Heaven to be, and it had to be Heaven. There was no smell of
sulfur, no heat, no screaming or pleading souls.
But
these people didn’t quite seem like souls of those who would spend the rest of
their lives worshipping God.
Off in
the distance, there was a low musical sound and the bright-colored light that
had blinded me on the way in.
One of
the souls stopped and stared at me. He sighed and rolled his eyes before
looking up and yelling, “Hey Gabriel, you messed up again! You dropped him too
soon!”
There
was a flutter of wings before the man I assumed to be Gabriel dropped loudly in
front of me. “Hey there, I'm Gabriel. Sorry about that. Carry too many souls at
once and you start getting butter fingers.” He grinned, and there was an air of
mischief around him. “Oh well, buckaroo, at least you’re not too late for
orientation.” A hand landed on my shoulder and suddenly we were in a mass of
people, all of then confused-looking and milling about in a much different
manner than those I saw earlier.
The soul
turned to me, and it was in the split second that I saw his golden wings fold
behind him that I realized he was the angel Gabriel.
“Oh my
goodness, you're Gabriel the angel,” I gasped, my eyes feeling like they were
going to bug out.
“The one
and only.” He bowed mockingly and turned, motioning for me to follow him as he
walked away.
“Since technically
I was the one to make you late by dropping you, I’ve got to give you the
opening spiel. This usually takes a long time, but I’ll see how short I can
make it. Let’s see. God decided he was sick of humans, but he knew that someone
needed to carry the weight of his position. So when good ol’ Lucifer comes
barging in with Chaos, who is the only all-powerful being in the universe
besides God, God decides ‘Eh, why not. He can’t exactly make it worse than humans
have.' So he gives Lucifer His old coat of jewels that shines when God is
praised, and alters it so that it shines when Lucifer is praised. That's that
light over there. He also upped his powers a little bit, but not too much since
most humans ask for such petty things, even Lucifer wouldn't have to raise a
finger. So God did all that, then dragged Chaos off to some far quadrant of
some galaxy and they're having a fun, old-fashioned boxing match. I can’t
exactly blame Him. For being completely all-powerful, it must have been a bore
to watch over humans, so it must be nice to be able to blow off some of that
excess energy that’s built up over the millenia He’s ruled.”
I gaped
at him. “You mean Lucifer is in charge? But he’s evil!”
Gabriel
tsk’ed at me and rolled his eyes, leading me to a line of souls. “Chaos is
evil. God is purely good. Everyone and everything else is some sort of a
mixture of the two. It causes eternal balance. Also, God didn’t kick Lucifer
out; Luci ran away from home like the angsty teenager he was. He came back as
an adult with the mind of an angsty teenager, but once Dad sat him down and
talked to him, Luci came to his senses and now he's not such a brat anymore.
So, really, things are fine. Yeah, Hell still exists, but Lillith runs that
circus now, and Lucifer has his work cut out for him here.”
He
smiled at me once again and patted my cheek the way one would a child. “It’s
okay, kid; you'll get there. Anyways, here you’re going to wait until you get
to the front of the line, where they’ll figure out the best way you can praise
Lucifer. He’s not bad, and you’ll figure that out soon enough. And try to stop
seeing everything through those super-jaded eyes humans have got. It’ll be a
lot easier in a few thousand years.
“Besides,”
he said, shrugging as his wings unfurled once more and he lifted off of the air
in a glowing golden light, “in a few more million years, Lucifer will get tired
of humans too, and he’ll be begging for God to come back.”